It felt gentle, but robust...
Cosmo tip: When he inserts, whisper “Swiggity swag it’s in the vag”
MY GRANDMA READ THIS OVER MY SHOULDER AND NOW SHES HYPERVENTILATING
Swiggity sweeling she must know the feeling
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.
^lil playa~~
so does this make me a fucked up individual or
YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD
sherlocked-ravenclaw-companion:
I can’t decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats.
I think we’re forgetting that Darth Vader has a balloon.
DISNEYLAND.












